SARCASM • OPINIONS • QUESTIONABLE WISDOM
What Would Steve Say?
Ask a question. The site will consider the evidence, consult absolutely no experts, and return a Steve-style response. Results may include sarcasm, transportation opinions, a refusal to make a phone call, or all three.
STEVE'S RESPONSE
It knows a few things.It recognizes Steve, Ike, Tucker and Wilson by name. Cars, insurance, roads, transit, work, travel, dogs and phone calls can trigger their own answer pools.
It is still random.Ask the same question twice and Steve may contradict himself. That is a feature, not a bug.
Your question stays here.This toy runs entirely in your browser. Nothing you type is sent anywhere by this page.
Legal department: There is no legal department. Responses are for entertainment and should not be mistaken for professional, financial, legal, medical, marital or interstate-designation advice.
